The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.
And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021
Get the April 1stmug. An angel would be born in this day. This day shows that if you were born in it you belong with an early June bird. Someone born in the first 5 days of June and may belong together.
by Lovely hoe January 5, 2020
Get the May 1stmug. by ManyManyMoney October 21, 2020
Get the November 1stmug. The day the WORST people were born. If you were born on this day you tend to be really mean to others and you betray and backstab everyone you see.
by Anonomys09 April 26, 2020
Get the August 1stmug. by klotik October 31, 2019
Get the November 1stmug. That Bitch from Baldi's Basics who is gay and hugs everyone he sees
he is very annoying and deserves to be dismantled
he is very annoying and deserves to be dismantled
1st Prize pushed me right into Baldi!
1st Prize is so fucking gay, he tried to hug me so many times
Lets go cut 1st Prize's wires!
1st Prize is so fucking gay, he tried to hug me so many times
Lets go cut 1st Prize's wires!
by InkCircuit November 13, 2018
Get the 1st Prizemug. by mimaii October 15, 2019
Get the March 1stmug.