wrist hamburger

what happens when emo kids are left alone with thier i-pods and sharp objects.

"she made so much wrist hamburger her arms are zebra print"

by bob the emo killer February 27, 2010

pimp wristed

The practice of sporting an over the top, blinged up, gargantuan watch on your wrist in an attempt to display what a high roller you are.

Look at Jerry! What a show off. There's no need to be so pimp wristed.

by Colin Webster Oxford English May 9, 2011

wrist midgets

The act of pleasing ones self sexually to fruition.

Hold on, I need to crank out a few wrist midgets before I go out.

by Justin Sears June 29, 2008

wrist flop child

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.

A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.

by Ted Zimmerman February 7, 2009

lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014

wrist fight

An argument when you grab the bitches wrist when she try to walk away from you

Me and my boyfriend just got into a wrist fight..fuck that nigga

by Vgodsssss July 27, 2014

Dick Wristing

Like "Dick Facing" someone but using Apple Watch's Digital Touch to send a sketch of a dick to someones wrist.

"Erick just got his new Apple Watch and he has been "dick wristing" all of his friends that have one. He's quite the artist!"

by dormantdemon June 1, 2015