National Tittie Grab Day

On the day of April 12, all genders must ingage in breast grabbing. There will be no legal consequences for these great actions. If one is in court, please bring up this text.

“Yo George, you see those titties? I heard it’s national tittie grab day! Have at it”

by Nation Awareness Days May 25, 2018

National Hot Shrek Day

It's the day where you be shrek or date that sexy beast😏

Hey its national hot shrek day
OMG

by HOT SHREK February 23, 2020

National suck dick day

April 13 Single or not male or female be prepared to get ur dick sucked

Just walk up pull there pants down and suck there dick that’s how national suck dick day works

by SuckywhodoyoK April 10, 2019

National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday is on October 16th.

Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick

by Let’sbeorgonal69 October 15, 2019

national fat cat day

National fat cat day is January 4th this is a time to celebrate how fat your fat cat is!

L: hi it’s January 4th national fat cat day.

A: my cat weights 25 pounds

by January 4th November 6, 2019

National hit or miss day

National hit or miss day is celebrated on January 10th and to do so go into a grocery store and yell “hit or miss” really loud and see if anyone responds

Tomy: bruh are you celebrating national hit or miss day?

Ethan: bro no duh let’s go celebrate
Tomy: sounds good my bro

by Sub2pewdsT-gaysucks69 December 23, 2018

National Wheelchair Beautification Month

Founded by Horace Knowles suggesting attaching a florist’s water tube near the top of a wheelchair by means of Velcro and inserting the real or artificial flower of your choice. It brightens the day not only for the wheelchair occupant, but for everyone they pass.

I can't wait for National Wheelchair Beautification Month.

by h0twh33ls17 July 11, 2011