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fall back excuse

an excuse you can always use for any situation where you don't want to do something. it's solid even when it's not true and no one can call you out on it
She went on a trip last weekend without her kids but now she's saying she can't go out because her kids are her top priority.

She said "my kids take precedence over everything. period. sorry not sorry" So lame because she gets her kids watched when she goes out on girls nights or takes those weekend trips. No excuses for those plans

Yea bru it's just like when I don't want to meet up with someone and I say i have to work...those fall back excuses are solid.
by eazygee January 22, 2017
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Knock the back out of

To do a chick doggie style and then all of a sudden pull a "wangthorpe" and sneak your johnson into her bunghole!
Back in 2004, I tried to knock the back out of Bev!
by shoesincan December 5, 2012
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Nottingham Back Rub

The Nottingham Back Rub was named after Sam Nottingham, said to be a descendent of Robin Hood himself and perhaps even conceived in the City of Nottingham (granted city charter by Queen Victoria in 1897). The power invested in this particular back rub is like nothing of it's species. Nottingham back rub's can be given during a particular person's time of need, or even just in a friendly greeting that needs a special zing to differentiate it from other greetings. Nottingham was, and is still said to be (unanimously agreed by all who know or have heard of him) the nicest guy ever born.

However, a Nottingham Back Rub given by an unworthy person or for an unworthy reason comes off as completely pedophiliac or even homoerotic. Don't abuse it's power, it will not work.
-Colin: I was feeling horribly down on myself after slipping in the rain and spraining my foot on my car's wheel, but Sam's Nottingham Back Rub cheered me up immediately.

Steve: You won't be able to lose that boyish grin the rest of the night, will you?

-AJ: I got caught with weed, AGAIN. I sure could use a good Nottingham Back Rub right about now.
by kappafratstar December 9, 2010
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taking back sunday

The predicate part of the clause.

A "verb, adverb, noun" statement in the indicative mood, normaly used activily with the unknown subject part of the clause. The tense is unkown.

the predicate describes that the unknown subject is/has/had/will be/ect taking back sunday, as in...

To obtain the first day of the week, which was previously owned by you, from someother source.
by Balishma January 10, 2005
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back it up slow

the act of a girl wanting anal sex.
i want you so bad but i'm on the rag so just let me back it up slow.
by tungsten September 6, 2004
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Taking Back Sunday

The worst, pathetic excuse for a band that ever lived. They are fuckin emo pussy shits who cry at night because no one will love them. EMO BASTARDS, BURN IN HELL!

YOU WANT GOOD MUSIC!? LISTEN TO JUDAS PRIEST, BLACK SABBATH, SUM 41, LED ZEPPELIN, TENACIOUS D!
Taking Back Sunday can burn in hell and they would cry because it is too hot down there.
by BiggyJee December 30, 2004
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Back Door Donut

Do a girl in the ass with a donut on your wang. Blow your pudbutter on her face while you eat your donut.
I saw this girl down Martha's Vineyard at a bakery, and I gave her the Back Door Donut. Eating that donut while I gave her my manjam was the nuts.
by Ralph Samsonite August 13, 2007
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