poo moon

A poo moon is what happens when someone sticks their finger up someone's ass and there is poo that lodges into the nail at the tip of the finger forming a crescent shape.

The poo moon is a method to test to see if the coast is clear for anal entry. One sticks the finger in the ass, pulls it out and looks for poo that may have lodged into the cresecent part of the nail at the tip of the finger. This is called the poo-moon and is a general indication that anal entry is not at this time deemed a wise thing to do.

by Petra Saraswati August 27, 2012

Scrunkly Poo

Someone who scrunkles

Man that street performer sure is a scrunkly poo

by BeanSlayer January 08, 2023

pissy poo

Someone who (pisses or pees) in the bed.

Alexis: * pees in bed
Laci: Girl you a pissy poo

by lllllaaaacccciiiii April 17, 2019

Poo-Robics

A revolutionary new workout routine founded by Ejectra Johns.

type in Poo-Robics into the youtube search bar and you will find Ejectra John's instructional video, so you can learn poo-robics.

by Ejectra Johns October 21, 2010

SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019

eat poo

Dumbest thing to ever say

Dumbass:Let’s eat poo!
Normal person: no KYS

by It is in my ass September 26, 2018

mold on poo

A poo that is left over a year.

The mold on poo smelled stink.

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023