seeing-eye daughter

The job description of a female offspring who leads their sight-impaired mother around...

I had to go to the mall so I took my seeing-eye daughter with me so I could get around.

by GeeEmEff December 3, 2010

Grobletombus Marble Eyes

The cosmic god of life, looks like a jellyfish

"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."

by The Great Mr. Shrimp June 19, 2020

itchy third eye

When ones asshole is itchy... also known as the " third eye "

After farting loudly I suddenly developed a really itchy third eye

by itchy third eye December 12, 2018

iranian eye goggles

The act of placing a single nut on each eyelid of the victim

Dude last night I gave Jenny Iranian eye goggles and she couldn't see for two hours.

by Joemom12 February 12, 2014

Slice Eye Sam

a person of the asian persuasion

man, the laundrymat washer took my quarters. Ill just ask the slice eye sam to give me a refund...

by J-Bold March 9, 2011

Sand In Your Eye

A two passenger, lifted, doorless, convertable four wheel drive vehicle that is red in color and greatly underpowered- however very appealing to the eye.

Dude, check out that Sand In Your Eye that's parked out back.

by Victor Creamer January 7, 2011

Irish Eye Surgery

Verb : the act of being skull fucked by a leprechaun

Bill found the pot of gold, and was on his way home when Mick the leprechaun jumped out to stop him "Bet ye weren't ready for a bit of Irish Eye Surgery" as he pulled out his stubby shillelagh...

by DoktorMoney November 20, 2020