Oh fucking why

When you are either pissed off, hopeless, in trouble, or suffering, or maybe all at once. Literally means "why is this happening?", but in a less nice way.

Guy1: homeless
Guy2: takes the guy's stuff and hits him with a bat
Guy 1(crying and pissed): Oh fucking why?!

by PsychoticBlackHole June 01, 2022

…oh!

When you are so flabbergasted reading something online to the point of near speechlessness

Jimmy: I have a thing for feet
Normal people: …oh!

by M…? April 29, 2022

Oh nuggets

A saying when you can't say vuglar langue and say oh nuggets instead.

" Someone just stole my pencil, oh nuggets "

by Ohnuggetmaker November 29, 2018

oh my wetness

When you see someone or a picture of someone that is so sexy that you become very turned on.

1:Can I see a picture?
2:Oh my wetness! He is hot

by Smurfton December 20, 2017

Oh I-

being speechless in a good way

You’re looking good today!

- Oh I-

by erikmitc April 23, 2022

Oh You Can Just

Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.

"I cannot pay you online."

"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."

"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"

"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"

"No, that was it, thank you."

by jillmcpail June 08, 2022

Oh, that's real nice

What the fish from spongebob says when he opens the toilet to find spongebob in there

Fish Guy: *opens toilet to find spongebob*
Fish Guy: Oh, that's real nice.....

by banditboogaloo July 26, 2022