national fat cat day

National fat cat day is January 4th this is a time to celebrate how fat your fat cat is!

L: hi it’s January 4th national fat cat day.

A: my cat weights 25 pounds

by January 4th November 6, 2019

national be mean to gojo day

be mean to gojo every 23rd of February

gojo:hey guys
me:shut the fuck up gojo no one likes you
gojo:is it national be mean to gojo day again
me:die in a hole

by lyteee December 12, 2022

National Wheelchair Beautification Month

Founded by Horace Knowles suggesting attaching a florist’s water tube near the top of a wheelchair by means of Velcro and inserting the real or artificial flower of your choice. It brightens the day not only for the wheelchair occupant, but for everyone they pass.

I can't wait for National Wheelchair Beautification Month.

by h0twh33ls17 July 11, 2011

National Tittie Grab Day

On the day of April 12, all genders must ingage in breast grabbing. There will be no legal consequences for these great actions. If one is in court, please bring up this text.

“Yo George, you see those titties? I heard it’s national tittie grab day! Have at it”

by Nation Awareness Days May 25, 2018

National Boob Hickey Day

June 29th is known as National Boob Hickey Day. Celebrate by giving a pair of boobs hickeys, this could be on a woman or anything with boobs in fact, No discrimination it’s 2020.

Hey want to celebrate National Boob Hickey Day by me giving your juicy melons some hickeys shawty

by Ataism June 25, 2020

national cum in girlfriend day

on the 11th day of any month you can cum in your girlfriend

“ayo bro it’s the 11th today, that means it’s national cum in girlfriend day”
“that’s sick i’m going to do it now”

by anonymous lmaoaoa May 1, 2021

National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday is on October 16th.

Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick

by Let’sbeorgonal69 October 15, 2019