When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.
by Itsmegod November 14, 2012
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My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024
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Apparently Martin was responsible for the Chocolate Pancakes left on the floor of the boys bathroom at school.
by Martin993 April 22, 2022
Get the Chocolate Pancakes mug.When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot
I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.
by Hugh’s Jassle December 25, 2022
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Bro I dumped my 10 day load in my girl‘s ass last night and you wouldn’t believe the amount of hot chocolate that poured out!
by Job site dictionary July 29, 2020
Get the Hot chocolate mug.when a chocolate shaped cock is inserted into another's prostate and is used to stimulate until melted, it is then removed and then the pegging process can begin. The person pegging will be able to enjoy a nice chocolate dessert.
by milf lover 420 February 14, 2025
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Did you see how Mary jumped up to see what kind of chocolate Camile had after the EVP stopped and commented on it? You know she'll buy it for her desk next week because she has chocolate envy.
by bennzz61 January 24, 2010
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