separate the poo from the farts

tell the difference between 2 things very well, with dire consequences.

referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"

by shthed October 2, 2025

poo in the sink

no it's a good thing to do that other guy is BSing you all

Friend 1: "it's great to poo in the sink, isn't it?"
Friend 2: "oh absolutely, our mental health is amazing for doing this!"

by ilovetodefecateinmysink May 26, 2023

Poo Stinker

When your poo is extra stinky

Kendall: Ugh, the bathroom stinks, was that a Poo Stinker?

Wendall: Uh, yeah I suppose it was, bae

by I am a dissapointment lol April 19, 2020

Poo

A big brown log that is stinky

"I just had the biggest poo, man" "Nice man"

by badboii79 January 31, 2022

cheeky poo

Similar to a "cheeky wee," but occurs when you are unable to get to a proper restroom, in order to take a shit, while out in the woods

I needed to take a shit, but a restroom was nowhere to be found, so I ended up having to take a "cheeky poo" in the woods, down the road from my house

by Arekhon October 22, 2023

growl-a-poo

The growls your stomach makes before you need to defecate. It usually occurs when the stomach is upset.

Can also refers to farts released when the stomach is upset.

Ray: what is that horrible smell?
CJ: That was a growl-a-poo. I think those burritos made my stomach upset
Ray: Go to the toilet before you make a mess of my sofas

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

Poo pluggers

An Australian Colloquialism for decoy poo shoes. Used in a high traffic office scenario.

'I have the nicest shoes in this office, so I pop my poo pluggers on so Sandra from accounts doesn't know I'm doing a poo'

by Pixiepuntopistola June 12, 2017