buttfuck goblin

A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.

Watch out for those Buttfuck Goblins, they'll make you stretch for sure.

by Tillmeister September 11, 2022

Vape Goblin

A nicotine addict who is constantly hiding in the bathroom (most likely in a high-school or office building) asking passerbys if they can hit their vape.

Guy 1: bro, did you see brooks earlier, he was in the bathroom trying to hit my vape.
Guy 2: bro, he's such a vape goblin.

by Good-day166 September 12, 2022

cod gobbler

A beta male who performs cunnilingas on on females that no other men are seeking to get with. Often times without sexual satisfaction for themselves.

Jeff is a real cod gobbler

by Big Johnston September 20, 2022

Glizzy gobbler

My friend dex I play Dead by daylight with

DEX is the master Glizzy Gobbler

by MR steal your dad September 20, 2022

Swab gobbler

gobble on these nutz.

it means gobbler but cooler

damn swab gobbler here.

by swab gobbler September 27, 2022

Shit goblin

Meir B

That Meir is a goddamn shit goblin.

by It's Not David October 3, 2022

Royal Goblet

When you get served an alcoholic beverage by a woman, who gives you the first taste by dipping her breast into the glass and allowing you to drink it off of her.

The only way to drink at a party this fancy is to have the royal goblet performed first.

by Dontsearchme69 October 12, 2022