chocolate titshake

When you pour chocolate sauce in your mouth and proceed to suck on a pregnant women’s nipple, creating a chocolate titshake in your mouth.

My girls been a handful ever since I knocked her up, but at least I get a chocolate titshake once in a blue moon.

by biggeytree33 October 7, 2019

jashan's chocolates

The hard circular poop that comes out when you are constipated. It resembles the shit of a rabbit.

Yeah man I'm so constipated all I could shit out was jashan's chocolates

by lekshuu October 10, 2019

chocolate paintjob

the act of plastic wrapping shit to ones car

"my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a chocolate paintjob."

by fukurdog October 10, 2019

White Chocolate

A damn good looking, curvy Albino woman of African descent.

That albino supermodel, REFILWE MODISELLE is a fine piece of white chocolate for real !

by MrMajestic28 October 10, 2019

Chocolate milk

When you cum into someone’s ass and pound it together with the shit that’s already in there.

Fuck boi 1: my girlfriend asked me to make chocolate milk with her last night!
Fuck boi 2: bruh she’s freaky

by Psy_9 October 12, 2019

chocolate pluto pup

When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.

Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.

by Douwntanal October 14, 2019

Chocolate Popsicle

After a woman finishes taking a shit, a man does anal to her getting his dick covered in shit.

Friend 1: Hey did you go to Sarah's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah man, she gave me a chocolate popsicle while I was over there.

by K_MoonMan_K August 9, 2019