desk chocolate

Chocolate kept inside your desk for work emergencies

I can’t believe it’s 10am on a Monday and I’m already reaching for my desk chocolate.

by 4ditor March 5, 2018

panzer chocolate

German name for amphetamines used by soldiers in tanks to stay awake for three days.

We stayed awake with panzer chocolate.

by aw_vw September 28, 2023

Mint Chocolate Chip

When you drop a mint in your partners asshole. Then proceed to dunk tongue into dat ass, Making sure to anchor before bottoming out, fishing out the mint. Then to top it all off, after you swirl the mint into your mouth to get a fresh minty breath, you spit in your partners ass.

Person 1: Dude, you smell minty fresh!
Person 2: Thanks man, but thats not my breath, my girl gave me the meanest mint chocolate chip. My farts are fresh.

by Stoner McBoner 69 September 3, 2023

Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

by Snoopmog October 9, 2022

Chocolate Dobber

Chocolate Dobber.......When asking for a quarter of chocolate sweets from the top shelf just to get a glimpse of the fine shop assistant's arse (female)

"Excuse me miss, can I get a look at your Chocolate Dobbers"

Whilst pointing to the top shelf, no such sweet may exist, this is merely a tactic employed to get the assistant reaching up high

by MaineMen July 1, 2014

Chocolate skunk

When a person of African American descent receives an anal cream pie before farting to shoot it out as a skunk would shoot it’s stinky juices as a defense mechanis.

He got her so crunked she let him do the chocolate skunk maneuver

by Yahoo_surfer June 28, 2024

Chocolate Dunk

When a girl has her ass sticking straight up in the air and a guy dips his cock right in and gets shit all over it.

Yeah, I heard Ben and Venessa did some chocolate dunking in the guest room, it smells in there.

by pikapoo1 January 9, 2021