The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!
by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

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by angiecake101 May 30, 2017

by refargeger December 27, 2020

when you think someone/something is too good to be true and unsure about it and it's too hard to believe
"You're so handsome, you look like a cake.."
"You're giving me $10,000?! TELL ME THIS ISN'T A CAKE!!"
"You're giving me $10,000?! TELL ME THIS ISN'T A CAKE!!"
by stoicgirl2002 July 13, 2020

The ship name of the lead singer of 5 seconds of summer, Luke and Hemmings and the bassist Calum Hood.
by I'm Muke AF October 22, 2018
