Shame Cake

A slice of cake purchased at a gas station or grocery. The sweet taste of the cake is the only taste of sweetness that you will ever have again, due to you'd poor life choices.

After making a low score on the, MCAT I stopped by the grocery store, and picked out a slice of shame cake.

by Reginaldsquiveringmember July 21, 2018

pound cake

1. a pound cake is a sponge cake found in rations
2. pound cake is a song made by drake
3. a pound cake are the squishy parts of a butt

Example 1:
Bro, what is that?
Me: its a pound cake m8

Example 2:
Bro, what are you listening to?
a song made by drake m8

Example 3:
Bro, what are you doing? It looks disgusting.
im showing my giant pound cakes m8

by h2008 June 16, 2018

Carrot caking

Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head

I spent last night carrot caking Mrs. Jones

by Lady Viscera November 30, 2017

cakes

Money

I got me some cakes right here we could use to bribe the cops if they pull us over.

by YuOfTheNight July 30, 2019

Cake

Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself

•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake

Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat

Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?

Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.

Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away

by Some person yote January 6, 2019

ugly cake

When you fuck someone that wears too much makeup and you are forced to remember her by the makeup of cake build up on your pillow.

"Dude, you got to stop fucking those chicks. I see the ugly cake on your pillow every weekend."

by Wet Mango December 13, 2018

Patty cakes

Patty cakes are the sweeties fandom in tiktok, their idol is patty

Any fandom:Hi can u like my vids?
Patty cakes: ofcc ill copy link to

by User378432 August 7, 2021