Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

Spoo on a Poo

When a man ejaculates on a turd in the toilet AKA Spoo On A Poo

Yo man, my buddy just took a Spoo on a poo!

by ButtHairBurrito97 October 28, 2025

lightning poo

The act of pooping at such an alarming speed. It has the power of an atomic bomb.

Hey dad, I understand you had some "lightning poo" earilier this evening. So I brought some cleaning supplies.

by Mr. Blister January 11, 2017

Poo

Steamy chocolate that plops out of ur butthole. Just awaiting to see the world outside they’re mommy’s butt wound

“Mommy come check my chocolate’” says Sofia the First
“Umm that’s not chocolate that’s poo.”

by Bobby butt March 17, 2019

Poo

Poo

“Poo”

by HangThatFatty September 11, 2021

Poo

poo just a word most used by kindergartners

zach: u look like poo

anaelissa: aww man:(

by biahsih March 28, 2024

poo

this is a day where you buy a slytherin or draco themed thing for your best friend who might have corona and is sad and broke.this day is held on the 26th of september and is a festive day for people with the name ruby and an unhealthy obsession with harry potter and draco malfoy. For exsample you can buy them something cheap related or draw them the slytherin house sign. ENJOY MY LOVLIES.

i love poo

by Dracoisbae September 21, 2020