Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

Taco

Tacos, oh how I just love tacos. Tacos make you feel as if life didn’t matter. It makes you feel as if your in a fantasy world where tacos sit in front of you. Now have you ever watched “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs”? Omg if tacos rained done from the sky you would walk by me with my face full of tacos and 5 backpacks filled with them. I hope you are reading this because it’s true. Tacos give you life. They make you feel better when your sad, they make you happy in life. TACOS!!!!

Moes “Welcome to moes Jenn!”

Jenn “I come here every 10 hours, you don’t have to say that every time I come.” Jenn whispers “Tacos, taco taco taco”

by Hailey🌮❤️👍🏻 October 1, 2018

taco era

the era in which taco bell bought the world, the only thing taco bell didn't buy is swiper from dora the explorer, taco dora (because taco bell bought dora) and swiper had to destroy the contact and dab on the owner of taco bell. Please note: this was a past event that is why there is dabbing

I loved the taco era, my name used to be taco jimmy neutron

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 3, 2018

Peabody Taco

Bird poop on the benches in front of the Yale Peabody Museum in New Haven CT served to unknowing tourists and passerby’s.

Hey after we see the exhibits we should try out these Peabody Tacos I hear they’re the shit!

by Mjb05005 October 6, 2018

Glossy Taco

We know where you came from, do t even try to say you dont, what you want some peel porn?

Let's put some glossy taco on that shit.

by Ferardlove May 15, 2018

Korean street taco

An Asian prostitute.

I was looking to hook up at the club last night, but ended up getting a Korean street taco instead.

by Dee Pee Ar Kay May 24, 2018

group taco

Group Taco is when one person bites on one end of a el pastor taco and the other person bites the opposite end to avoid sharing said taco.

Pass me the group taco.

by kvtee June 27, 2019