Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

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Dead

When someone or something dies

I think it’s dead

by I think I’m dead March 14, 2020

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Dead Ahead

Dead Ahead is a ROBLOX game by ClassicMasterNoob that mainly revolves around Naval Combat and Team Deathmatch.

Set in an alternate universe called Forma, you can play fictional nations such as; The Orion Republic, Antares Imperium, The Federation of Ursa and The Commonwealth of Hydrus.

There's other gamemodes such as; Phoenix, Dreadnought, Skirmish, Flotilla, Stronghold (Removed) and Atoll (Removed).

P1: "Yo wanna play Dead Ahead?"
P2: "Which Dead Ahead?"
P1: "This Dead Ahead."

Dead Ahead should get more recognition than Centaura.

by Thermal Guy January 1, 2025

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Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"

Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

by Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON March 11, 2022

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