When someone does something right before you are about to do it. Preferably a cibling or friend. It is one of the most annoying things ever.
I turned on the water to the shower and went to get a towel from my room. I came back and heard my brother singing along to the radio while showering. I hate when he is teddy dead.
by Nikoss January 31, 2008
Get the teddy deadmug. by hheerr March 16, 2017
Get the Deadmug. by Lol that’s funny July 11, 2019
Get the Dead tingmug. 1. Totally unnessesary and disgusting urination done in public.
2. Disrespectful and despicable behavior performed by washing a warm corpse in urine.
3. Bravado held in high esteem by American armed forces that involves group urination videos to prove that you didn't get an erection while committing murder.
2. Disrespectful and despicable behavior performed by washing a warm corpse in urine.
3. Bravado held in high esteem by American armed forces that involves group urination videos to prove that you didn't get an erection while committing murder.
Hey Sarge! You see that dead rag-head I just shot. Lets get the guys together and give him a dead pisser. Grab a camera Bubba.
I was at the dead pisser and gave a Arab a mouthful to gargle on. Know what I'm sayin.
A dead pisser is nothing compared to Vietnam when we did stiff gook rimming. Got a Polaroid somewhere.
I was at the dead pisser and gave a Arab a mouthful to gargle on. Know what I'm sayin.
A dead pisser is nothing compared to Vietnam when we did stiff gook rimming. Got a Polaroid somewhere.
by CATSASS11 January 17, 2012
Get the dead pissermug. Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..
There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.
I wish to be the same person.
Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.
Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.
I wish to be the same person.
Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.
Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:
(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)
Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.
Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-
EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)
Person 1: I wish I was dead-
Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?
Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help
Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)
Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.
Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-
EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)
Person 1: I wish I was dead-
Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?
Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help
Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024
Get the I wish I was deadmug. Dead Ahead is a ROBLOX game by ClassicMasterNoob that mainly revolves around Naval Combat and Team Deathmatch.
Set in an alternate universe called Forma, you can play fictional nations such as; The Orion Republic, Antares Imperium, The Federation of Ursa and The Commonwealth of Hydrus.
There's other gamemodes such as; Phoenix, Dreadnought, Skirmish, Flotilla, Stronghold (Removed) and Atoll (Removed).
Set in an alternate universe called Forma, you can play fictional nations such as; The Orion Republic, Antares Imperium, The Federation of Ursa and The Commonwealth of Hydrus.
There's other gamemodes such as; Phoenix, Dreadnought, Skirmish, Flotilla, Stronghold (Removed) and Atoll (Removed).
P1: "Yo wanna play Dead Ahead?"
P2: "Which Dead Ahead?"
P1: "This Dead Ahead."
Dead Ahead should get more recognition than Centaura.
P2: "Which Dead Ahead?"
P1: "This Dead Ahead."
Dead Ahead should get more recognition than Centaura.
by Thermal Guy January 1, 2025
Get the Dead Aheadmug. The text that appears in red when, let's say, a robot, dives into the depths of hell to get blood, cause that's its only source of survival.
by Boonduck April 2, 2025
Get the MANKIND IS DEADmug.