Skip to main content

Grape Jelly Taco

It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.
Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.
by xXN0XSK0PEX69X420Xx November 20, 2013
mugGet the Grape Jelly Taco mug.

Glossy taco

Now time for a glossy taco because we are going to use nail vinyls next.
by Notcristine April 18, 2018
mugGet the Glossy taco mug.

taco truck

a truck full of taco goodness that come to places of hunger in the dead of night
Niall: @Ashton5SOS what the fook is a taco truck ?
Ashton: @NiallOfficial a truck full of taco goodness that come to places of hunger in the dead of night
by ArianaTomlinson September 21, 2016
mugGet the taco truck mug.

Taco Sweats

The act of eating so many tacos that you literally start sweating and smell like it. This smell entices the user to go out and buy even more tacos.

(Real Mexican tacos; not that Tacobell hard taco bullshit.)
I remember eating around 30 carne asada tacos, the next morning I woke up with taco sweats and got 20 more for breakfast. I didn't even bother showering I smelled great.
by Party Tony April 18, 2014
mugGet the Taco Sweats mug.

taco 5

a phrase used to initiate a function, typically at a taco bell
Person 1: taco 5
Person 2: aight im down
by bagorant_4_ever November 28, 2024
mugGet the taco 5 mug.

Glossy Taco

When you apply a glossy topcoat to your nailpolish, especially used after holo.

Term coined by Christine (Simply Nailogical) on youtube.
"And now all that is left is to apply the glossy taco"
by sarahflorie July 30, 2017
mugGet the Glossy Taco mug.

Taco Bell

Where you can get some nice Mexican food at a cheap price; but just be careful, because you might end up with a singed, ashen bum-hole in 2 hours. Yep, a lot of people are saying Taco Bell’s food is causing them to end up like this owing to explosive diarrhea from their low-quality tacos, burritos, and what not*.
Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!
by MrWhomstDVe January 19, 2020
mugGet the Taco Bell mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email