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Spicy taco

A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.

For the male version, see Spicy taco.
"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."
by CookinSpain November 4, 2014
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Glossy taco

Christine the holo queen, Youtuber well known for much holo. A gel or non gel top coat for the nails.
"Christine, where's the glossy taco?"
"The holo is so dull, glossy taco must be added"
by AW217 April 18, 2018
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taco crusher

Aggressively giving a woman oral sex
I knew I liked Mike, but I think I'm in love after I found out he's a taco crusher.
by BigByll August 18, 2018
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Glossy Taco

A shortening of the phraze 'Glossy Topcoat' used to describe a clear coat to protects ones nails after they've bean painted. This word is mostly used by Cristine of Simply Nailogical, also known as the queen of Holo, when she is too lazy to pronounce the word 'Topcoat'.
Cristine: Now it's time for a Glossy Taco!
by eegrace April 18, 2018
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Taco drive

When you risk getting a DWI driving to get some strret tacos because you're so high and you have the munchies.
I'm hungry and high, I'll risk the DWI and go on a Taco drive.
by Seogre April 8, 2023
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Tabasco Taco

In the act of spicing up foreplay, take a preferred hot sauce of your choice and rub it into your fingers. Then proceed to slowly make your way down the waist and shove those spicy phalanges in there and wait for results.
Guy #1: I think I'm going to take Jessica to the next level.
Guy #2: Oh really? How so?
Guy #1: I'm going to give her the good old fashioned Tabasco Taco
by Kookuhrawn June 16, 2019
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Taco.

A forward assault player, who love girls basically we can say egirls. He love Girl pfp too that's why He joined BlackListInt.FA to simp Cheeerry.
Taco.lollllll
by CHCHHCHCHCHEEERRRY January 5, 2022
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