Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.
“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
by xAybann March 30, 2023
Get the Alex Ed Millermug. by Alsgalpal April 13, 2023
Get the Alexmug. A asian that keeps using the word nigga, he may be hot but he so eshay u wanna puke. Stay strong alex u stupid motherfucker
by Finn wolfhard’s wife March 21, 2020
Get the Alexmug. An Alex is a strong, handsome, and funny young man. He loves to play football with his friends. Please note that having an Alex is a critical part of life.
by Sup_Peeps August 29, 2022
Get the Alexmug. by Alex is dumb blonde March 8, 2022
Get the Alex aka alexandriamug. Alex, derived from the ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with historical figures like Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.
"Oh, jesus fuck. Alex just got here. I think I need to leave right now."
"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."
"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."
by diditookme November 24, 2021
Get the Alexmug. by Mistnderstoodmushroom May 11, 2020
Get the Alexmug.