poo

*sigh* your so bored that u just typed the word poo and wanted to see what would come up, why has society become to immature.

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Man: poo
girl: k
Man: k

by Rat person :) May 27, 2022

Poo fight

When you drop a loaf and throw it at homeless people on the street.

Lets go poo fight those filthy bums behind cvs

by Harrybigcock August 6, 2018

horse poo string

When poo string gets stuck in a horse's butt.

I found horse poo string when I met a horse.

by Debskelly1985 May 18, 2023

Spoo on a Poo

When a man ejaculates on a turd in the toilet AKA Spoo On A Poo

Yo man, my buddy just took a Spoo on a poo!

by ButtHairBurrito97 October 28, 2025

Poo Placement

The act of aiming the poo exiting your anus to hit a specific target. For instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. For example:

I went for a shit and a spider was trying to escape. Needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement

As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.

by all_red7 May 3, 2013

Poo moment

A moment in which a person or situation led to the worst of decisions being made, similar to a bruh moment.

A: Yo did you see Kyra at bike-a-thon yesterday?
B: Naw man I couldn’t go I got busy
A: That’s a poo moment right there.

by warsi-saab November 8, 2020

Poo

A word used my 7 year olds who wear the same shorts and t-shirt every single day that leaves other 7 year olds in hysterics.

Elliott: Hey Rowan. Poo.
Rowan: BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHKWJSCTJSGWVKEHSBWNKEIE ELLIOTT UR SO FRICKIN FUNNY
Elliott: Hey you swore you said the f word
Rowan: No i didn- Oh no please don’t tell mummy

by MrTextris <—YT January 31, 2021