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Yum-Poo

‘Yum-Poo’ is an edible and anti-balding shampoo product created by the company Unsuccessful Baits and founded by Mr.M.
The product has multiple uses as:
a sauce, an edible/drinkable snack or full-course meal (specific flavours).
The Shampoo was additionally designed to promote the re-growing of hair cells from balding heads.
Other products have been shown to reduce smoking addiction as well (Singapore edition).
Everything about the product has been developed by trusted Scientists, Professors and Stem-Cell researchers.
All ethical and moral guidelines were followed and checked during the development of Yum-Poo products and flavours.
Dommy French: "I think I'm going bald!"
Mr M: "Well just use Yum-Poo, it's proven to regrow hair from balding heads"
Dommy French: "I'm also a bit hungry"
Mr M: "Well you're in luck because it's also edible too, drink it in the shower, kill two birds with one stone"
by Xuan-News August 13, 2024
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magnetic poo

get your magnetic poo right now for $2.18 singapore dollars

only available at selected Daiso stores in singpost or parkway parade
by magneticpoo August 13, 2024
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Poo

I need to do a poo.
by tr00p March 28, 2025
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poo-priming

Coined by Kirstie Allsopp, Love It Or List It UK in Yorkshire. Synonym of the "polishing of a turd."
Only available example online: Kirstie Allsopp, "You can get a high sheen on a turd but it's still a turd... Poo-priming."
by Fibi Felisimo March 31, 2025
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poo crumbs

the leftover poo left in the toilet bowl after you flush and scrub your skidmarks off.
"stop leaving poo crumbs in the toilet!"
by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025
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bee poo

bee poo is kalala (not to be mixed up with "bee boo" which is NOT kalala)
by yoolee April 12, 2025
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Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.
Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.
by oopi April 22, 2025
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