Poo-Grass

The stinky poo-laden grass that flies back at you, from either wind or deflection, while mowing a lawn saturated with piles of poo.

I was mowing the lawn and poo-grass got blown into my mouth.

by Douglas78 July 2, 2011

Poo

A very tasty treat.
If you are able to eat it without being made fun you are lucky.

I was moaning whilst eating my tasty treat, poo.

by Yummy definitions February 16, 2020

cheeky poo

Similar to a "cheeky wee," but occurs when you are unable to get to a proper restroom, in order to take a shit, while out in the woods

I needed to take a shit, but a restroom was nowhere to be found, so I ended up having to take a "cheeky poo" in the woods, down the road from my house

by Arekhon October 22, 2023

POO QUEUE

A Poo Queue is where a solid poo blocker is wedged in your colon and you cannot pass it out.

The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.

James was slightly constipated by a solid bit of poo (The blocker) and this has caused a poo queue for a week.

by Mikool77 July 13, 2023

Poo scratch

Toilet skid marks.

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?

by Wastelander March 30, 2024

Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

Poo knuckle

I’m not entirely sure , but she definitely has one.

No, no,no I mean she has a poo knuckle. For real for real.

by BananuhhHammock July 12, 2022