Lumber jacking

The act of masturbating while pooping.

{Man last night was crazy! No other way to explain it! I was taking a crap and jerking off. Aka} lumber jacking

by Brendonious August 30, 2017

Jack Benny

Old guy who did some funny stuff but he's still 39 wtf nuni!

Jack Benny has a radio show nibba.

by warlock master race October 24, 2018

Ram Jack

A type of sexual act/ position that involves the receiving partner holding their hand firmly around the shaft of the penis, essentially jacking them off while the giving partner rams into the receiver’s preferred oriface. The hand is always held firmly in place around the penal shaft without moving, making it an extension to the oriface.

Last night, Carlos and I tried to ram jack. He got off pretty fast, but boy is my hand tired from staying in the same position the entire time.

by TooSexyForABeatdown June 16, 2018

jack hater

Jack Hater

Rocket league player who ask other team to report a teammate for not playing as good as themself
other team insult for player for being teammate hater

Blue player: can you please Report "jack132" for being terrible
Orange player: Please report (Insert name) for being a jack hater

Orange team player: "Jack132" is crap at shotting

Blue player: stop jack hating

by Doomsae June 29, 2018

Jack Hedges

If a person is described as this he is an all around trampy twat

Come on dude, don't be a Jack Hedges

by KWELLEBOB February 1, 2019

Jack the Snack

The hottest, thiccccest, juiciest person you will ever meet.

Oh my God did you see Jack the Snack today he's the opposite or a Nick Nelson

by God on Meth November 11, 2019

Jack Tomlinson

Over-sensitive pussy, whitest motherfucker on the planet, acts cool and hangs with all the older kids, falls in love too easy, and doesn't know when to let go. Usually acts homophobic, but on the inside is a complete queer.

"Yo do you see jack tomlinson"
"His last song is shit"

by jet.3 April 5, 2019