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Michael Duane 

A smokin' HOT man with long, beautiful hair, and huge, sexy muscles (better to choke you with, my dear 😈).... His hypnotic baby blue eyes will rock your world (and make you drop your panties).... And although he may have the devilish power of charm and ability to evoke feelings you never knew you could have so INTENSELY (like Lucifer Morningstar), his all Irish name means "Little Dark One Like God"...
Truly, Michael is the Archangel... He will fight off dragons and any evil forces which try to hurt his beloved. Michael Duane is fiercely loyal and fights for Justice. βš–οΈ
Aside from being a little hot-headed and stubborn, Michael is adaptable and always knows how to make people smile. Has many friends but calls them "good acquaintances"... But not to worry, it isn't so difficult to up that ranking 😎
Overall, Michael Duane is absolute DYNAMITE packed in a cute lil petite body, and you will never leave an unsatisfied customer when you request his services... He can make you laugh everyday, just by being his goobery self. He can take you over the edge, in every way/sense imaginable. He will turn your world upside down, but you'll love every minute of it😈
Never miss out on a chance to say hello and gaze into the eyes of a Wizzard called Michael Duane πŸ’™
1. "Did you hear about Michael Duane?"
2. "No, did he die or something?"
1. "No!!! He stole someone's girl again!!!"
2. "That ridiculously sexy bastard......"
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A person that everyone thinks they are just funny but they are not feeling we’ll prob fucking dying
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Person 2: yeah they are so hilarious!

Michael Hutchinson 

The greatest goalie of all time, despite what all of the haters say!
Cole: "Who is the greatest goalie of all time?"

Warren: "Michael Hutchinson"

Michael Barone 

The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.
Seggsy ah man that lives in quandale dingle hole, he is a sussy baka that likes bakas up his hole
Damn Michael likes it in the hole, like hole in one
Michael by Santiago Patino June 10, 2022
he’s acting like a MICHAEL right now, he’s so sherm
michael by shermdemon June 12, 2022
The guy that should give his friend Anthony the math homework
Anthony: Hey Michael can I get the math homework
Michael: Yeaaaa bro