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mexican smooch

When someone decides to repay you for giving them a dirty sanchez by kissing you...
Dammit! The bitch gave me a mexican smooch when she realized I hit her with a dirty sanchez.
by TpaShocker April 13, 2013
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Mexican Hammer

Synonym for adjustable pliers such as those manufactured by Channel Lock.
Hey Dave, can you toss me the Mexican hammer?
by fuckdoggydog June 9, 2021
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Sneaky Mexican

The act of shitting into a condom tying it up then putting into a womans vagina then she smuggles it into another country
I made Mary do the sneaky Mexican for when crossed the border
by Djkorben12 June 11, 2024
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Mexican Tittie twister

a Mexican tittie twister is when you twist a girls nipple so hard the skin turns red this a a good move for when your having extreme sex
sorry man did the Mexican tittie twister and nows shes mad cant go out.
by SirManGod February 7, 2021
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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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mexican death roll

a type of flop in soccer where the guy falls on the ground for absolutely no reason.
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Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.
So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.
by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017
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