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Sucked

An accidental autocorrect for the 2016 word “Zucked”.

When getting” zucked” autocorrects to getting “sucked”, your text message conversation takes a wild hairpin turn straight down to Not-safe-for-work-ville.

Anyone catching a quick glance at your phone, while your friend is discussing how they got “sucked so hard last week” is going to have a lot of follow up questions. And no one got time for follow up questions.
| Charlotte had to create a finatagram because her real instagram was sucked.
| Sucked
| Damnit, ZUCKED
| we can all agree “charlotte_Got_Sucked” is a much different instagram handle
by WanderingGinger September 7, 2022
mugGet the Suckedmug.

SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS

It is the HEAD OF YOUR BUCKET LIST.

This is a NESTed definition.

It is an internal memo for the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE:get
priorities straight at NIGHT and be that

IT READS!!!!

MANDATORY SHITEATER every night and I am afraid " you start with one of EACH COLOR up that ASSH0LE and then TW0 is essential to be INSERTED FRAUGHTLY FOR YOUR SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS as ANAL ALAN from BUCKS is the STAR of the TAB00 HUMILIATION SHOW from somewhere in the GOOGLE CUMSEX.

It is a PEDOPHILE SEX ACT.
Hey understand THAT SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS is the only part of a FUCKIT LIST which think about this PARADOX as you only have time for that part of any BUCKET LIST.

Oh for goodness sakes, this is pretty demanding but since my past behavior was completely DAMNING I have to make every night if 4 ÛU FOR YOUR SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS as ANAL ALAN from BUCKS is the STAR of the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE TABOO HUMILIATION SHOW from somewhere in the GOOGLE CUMSEX.

It is now time for things to click where SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS will be appropriately called by TW0 NAMES , 0NE, SHOVE TOILET BALL EACH COLOR training and TW0 , T00 , TO SHOVE IN and STICK TO IT as destroy that PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE with FIREBALL in the PITBALLS.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 10, 2021
mugGet the SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKSmug.

Hawaiian suck n push

When you're squatting on the hotel toilet sucking his dick while you squeeze out the pork and poi from last night's luau.
Was giving him the old hawaiian suck n push when my kids walked in, And I had to explain this is the only way mommy can poop.
by PseudAwesonym March 16, 2024
mugGet the Hawaiian suck n pushmug.

Scrotum Sucking September

this is just no nut november but you need to suck balls everyday or get your balls sucked.
You have to do this everyday of September
Guy: Hey girl! Can you suck my balls?
Girl: Uh, no

She ventually lost Scrotum Sucking September
by iwatchtrishhentai696969 October 28, 2019
mugGet the Scrotum Sucking Septembermug.

sucks to zuck

person 1: I just got laid off from meta
person 2: sucks to zuck
by anonymous June 27, 2023
mugGet the sucks to zuckmug.

Suck your mum

This is called the last straw phrase. It is not to be used faintly, once you use this phrase understand your may lose your life. It is the equivalent to spitting in a persons face.
Person 1: “Kyle you ain’t on nothing, we took your phone and money and you ain’t done anything”

Kyle: “what are you dumb? Suck your mum”

*FIGHT BREAKS* (You cannot say this phrase without some sort of conflict breaking out.
by TheBritslangTranslator August 19, 2022
mugGet the Suck your mummug.

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