lower house of parliament

The closer to the ground, hence lower, of the two anatomical features whose resident organs govern a man's decision-making; his crotch.

By metaphorical extension, a man's head is his upper house of parliament, which in some cases vetoes the ill-conceived impulses of the lower house but is can be overruled by a super majority in the lower house declaring a state of "gots-to-have-it".

A: You see that disaster Bob went home with?
B: Yuuup, he definitely let his lower house of parliament decide that one.

by Turd Bard October 10, 2014

Shit Housed

The state of being intoxicated way past shitty or shit faced. So drunk the house is moving!

Girl 1: Last night was bad for me! I was so drunk the walls were moving!

Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!

by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

45th bird house

a birds nest in a tree on 45th east street

ill meet you by 45th bird house

by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022

moving house

When someone is too cheap to pay for their own travel, and they use "I'm moving house" as an excuse to pull out of a planned trip.

I can't come on the Whisky trip cause I'm moving house.

by Hhjb595959 November 20, 2021

Man of the house

desmond. nothing else just desmond.

youre such a man of the house

by biggag September 19, 2023

Admin house abuser

A lifeless idiot who abuses a virtual power on a lego game.

Ew an admin house abuser

by Mr_TopHat September 24, 2021

House-Ricer

People who add structures to houses that are only for aesthetic purposes.

Yo Brad is such a house-ricer, his crib looks wack.

by dalymail September 9, 2022