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Holy my Godness!

an exclamation of either extreme, irrational fear, or simply surprise. Similar to "Oh my God" or "Holy Crap"
Bob: There is a piano perched precariously above your head.
Linda: Holy my Godness!!! *ducks* *straightens* *glares*

Rolan: Will you marry me, my love?
Leria: Holy my Godness, yes!

Carmandie: What is that god-aweful noise?
Lio: I think it's Hannah Montanna.
Carmandie: Holy my Godness! My ears! My ears! They bleed!
by annoying_yet_adorable April 21, 2010
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God Blessed Texas

I've seen a lot of places, I've been around the world
I've seen some pretty faces, been with some beautiful girls
After all I've witnessed, one thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle, you have to see to believe
'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
First He lit the sunshine, then He made the water deep
Then He gave us moonlight for all the world to see
Well, everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest, then on the very next day
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
Gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
Hmm, 'God blessed Texas'
by Death Menace November 14, 2022
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god hyper car

a god hyper car, is a car from game on roblox called "anomic" god hyper car are unbreakable, has infinity fuel and are like your mom strong as fuck when you get bad grade
Whats up mate do you have god hyper?
Ye bro i have want one?
Ye bro gimme 1
Alr bro but nothing is for free frist suck jamal dick
Ok bro i alr did can i get it?
Ye there your god hyper car
by Jamal dick August 4, 2022
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gods bless America

A slogan commonly used by neopagan Americans
I pray that gods bless America
by tory borty April 2, 2013
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Gods Motor

The Nissan rb20/ is considered “gods motor” no matter false claims written saying the us’ LS motor is gods motor. No motor makes the eargasmic sounds paired with pops, bangs, flames and big power like the rb20.
Yea Kyle, I have gods motor… the rb20… your sr is for losers!
by chris_7789 October 28, 2022
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Pako (aka God)

In roleplays, she PWNS.

In drawings she PWNS.

In life, SHE PWNS.

Pako is God.
Girl: Oh my god!

Pako appears out of no where.

Pako: Did you call me?

>_o


Pako (aka God) made this RP! Isn't it awesome?! Imaginary friends, AWESOME PLOT!!!
by Kellen :] December 23, 2008
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Sun God Festival

A Yearly Festival at the University of California which offers many different activities for one to partake in. This event is an extreme waste of UCSD's budget and the main reason that Tuition goes up.
UCSD Administration 1: We don't have enough Money for Sun God Festival

UCSD Administration 2: Just raise Tuition
by TheTruth22222 May 17, 2013
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