Poos

A nigga who always has your back, also really black and yappful.

Me: have you spoken to poos today

Bader: yes, he has been yapping all day
Saod: skibidi

by FURANKI January 30, 2025

Great Mighty Poo

I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my $hit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little tŵæt?
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
*ting*
Spoken: Have some more Caviar
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like an niggly, tiggly, $hitty, little, tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt!?
That's right my butt!
Urgh
My butt!
Eww!
My buuuuuutt!

“He is the Great Mighty Poo and he’s going to throw his $hit at you”

by TheRizzler483 February 15, 2025

Among the poo daddy

An insanely fat man who farts REALLY loudly. (commonly in middle aged, married men)

"Man oh Man, that guy farted really loudly. He must be among the poo daddy"

by TheElementalGuy February 17, 2025

Poo Generator

an amazing invention, built by beaw incs engineer, pete beaw. pete built the poo generator in order for beaws to multiply the necessary amount of poo, from their significant other, in order to receive nourishment and live.

awisha beaw make sure to turn on the poo generator or else you want have enough poo bawws to get you through the day!

by NATURES_PROVIDER February 19, 2025

Abey-Pooing

When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.

Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.

Who up Abey-Pooing right now?

Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing

by UnbentRaccoon February 24, 2025

Poos

I gave a friend of mine used it quite often didn’t really notice what he was saying or if it was some other slang, he didn’t realize he was sitting on a gold mine so I stole it and made it my own lol

POOs-
This song is poo’s /poosy- the hotel room serves was poosy

Poo the derivative of shit!

by The real Justin Kace March 9, 2025

Poo cheese

A way of describing something that’s horrible.

That is Poo Cheese

by Latwon March 9, 2025