May 30

the day jude cook got really weird with his girl friends sister! Such a jock!

jay went to bed with peyton’s sister on may 30 that’s fucked!

by kids named luke penis August 26, 2022

May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day

A day where gay people are sad.

Oh, I get why you're sad, it's because it's May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day

by Most average sized Dav May 23, 2023

may 31, 2021

NATIONAL PHILLIPA SOO DAY!!!! the day where we celebrate our A M A Z I N G precious cinnamon roll

may 31, 2021 pippa soo

by helmet January 9, 2021

meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight

On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)

"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.

by Dia ;) February 13, 2021

May 2

National Hang out with your gf/bf!!!

BABE, ITS MAY 2nd!!! LETS GO TO THE BED 👀

by Casper.The friendly ghost April 30, 2022

may 15th

if you are born on this day you hate blacks and Jews, you don't like gay men but think that gay woman are awesome. they can also beat your ass because they are a warrior legend!

what day were you born?

may 15th
oh so you are a raging sexist, homophonic, racist super awesome boss man whom I should never get in a fight with cause you will kick my ass

by Not a Trevor fanboy May 13, 2021

hold on till may

Hold on till may comes is a song by a band called Pierce the Viel. When someone says, “hold on till may.” It means to push through the struggles (which can also be S-H) and is also a way of saying “you’ve got this, stay with us.”

Person 1: Hey buddy, I know you’ve been going through a lot, Hold on till may. Everything will get better.

Person 2: Thank you bud, I’ll get better :)

by Maxsamich May 2, 2024