National Minecraft Wedding Day

On December 14 you marry anyone in minecraft. it can be your boyfriend, girlfriend or sidehoe. even your best friend!

I’m marrying William in minecraft today!

why?

because it’s national minecraft wedding day!

by Sp01ledM1lk December 11, 2020

National Send Nudes Day

April 20th is the day you send nudes to someone just because.

Lemme see your coochie. It’s national send nudes day!

by Diabet0 April 20, 2020

National mole rat day

A day to give back to that friend that is an actual freaking mole rat. She/he might as well live in the sewer. Now for this day you must walk up to this friend and lean in to a hug. When your face is next to theirs BITE THEIR EAR OFF, THEY WON'T EXPECT IT. Then pinch their nose and pull their hair and screem at them CRACKHEAD!!!!

I can't wait until national mole rat day! That friend is gonna pay!!! 😈

by Oger to die November 13, 2019

National friend fuck day

On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.

Guy- Hey, Brooke, it's National friend fuck Day, let's bang!
Brooke- Ok!

by National friend fuck Day May 28, 2018

national skip school day

on november 19 it’s national skip school day

the students skipped school on november 19 as national skip school day

by bree04 November 17, 2019

National Skirt Day (NSD)

Event: A day when women get to show off their legs for the purposes of generating upward movement in their companies. A day eagerly awaited and the purpose of which is often misinterpreted by men.

"The speech she made during National Skirt Day (NSD), unsurprisingly, commanded an unprecedented level of attention"

by BP Beta July 18, 2006

National punch a ginger day

A day where you can punch any ginger on the 9th June

“Hey, did you hear? It’s national punch a ginger day”

by 1937378292 June 14, 2018