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alex schorizo

alex schorizo has a hotdog and his name is also the name of a hotdog.
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Alex

Is a Minion. More like Alexa who listens to you... Always annoys you. Will always hide things. Will always try to do his best even if he can't. Bad at maths, gets a 2/8 the other day. Kinda ok singer and weird dancer. Has friends who are gay. Will always try to be a special friend. Annoys but he's cute. Good football player. Cant handle losing in silly games. He's a cute little minion who has a special place in friendship. Spreads happiness where ever he goes.
Alex is a minion
by Super friend September 11, 2022
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Hot alex

When the tip of you dick gets stuck in your bellybutton
My cock flew so high

it gave me a hot alex
by The nigotron42069 March 18, 2022
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Alex

He fucking broke me again.
I trusted Alex and now I'm broken again.
by Ifuckinghatelove February 22, 2022
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Alex

Alex is a boy who can be pushy, clingy, and annoying. He typically tends to never stop texting you when you're in a relationship with him. He doesn't like when you talk to your guy friends and he's obsessive. Alex is also very sensitive and will break at the smallest things, for example: not texting him back will make him assume you're cheating on him. He will also try to persuade you to do things you may not be comfortable with. He's the cocky type, he thinks he's all that. Alex is a jerk but can be really nice. He makes you think he cares about you but all he wants is sexual attention. Alex is a bad boyfriend.
I never want to date and Alex.
by Purple Wolfie August 28, 2019
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Alex

Alex’s are ugly, they have horrible political opinions and overall are weird. They have a horrible mono brow and really need someone to help them wax. The 1 inch grinch comes to play when Alex is around
“Who’s that dude with the mono brow
“That’s Alex duh”
by Derekkkkkkkkllmateeeee October 20, 2020
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Alex

These people despise football to the point they try to avoid it at any cost.
Paul: Hey alex we're playing football in gym today.
Alex: I'm not going to come tomorrow
by Mcking15 March 23, 2017
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