Park

A place of spar with green land

Jack banged my sister in a green park

by Aerily Colin December 12, 2020

giant eagle parking lot incident

A major accident that has traumatized you that you only vaguely refer to.

Person: Haven’t been the same since the Giant Eagle Parking Lot Incident

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2024

Park Creep

1. To slowly follow someone whom is leaving a restaurant or store to their cars, so you can have their spot in a full parking lot.

2. The creepy old man at the park who sits on the park bench and watches little kids play in the play ground.

Check out the box-car, he is totally park creeping the fat lady coming out of wal-mart.

by Geaux Tiger 08 October 25, 2011

Dirty parks

When you have a sword fight with a trans Asian in the woods only to be caught by a gay park ranger who you end up going home with.

I was part of a dirty parks move the other day, started with my Asian friend and ended with my new gay lover!

by Dirty dirk digler May 2, 2024

Parked

When something is boring, uninteresting, or uneventful.

Man, Mr. Johnson's class was so parked today

by whybrr April 12, 2024

linkin park

the best band

person 1: linkin park is good
person 2: bro it's 2023 linkin park is shit 💀
person 1: stfu

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee August 22, 2023

Parking Nazi

Someone usually a Karen who’s sole mission is to judge people’s parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.

I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didn’t need to be there because he can walk.

I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there

by Dnurse15 May 18, 2023