He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023
Get the Michael Porter Masonmug. Michael is extremely funny person the next horribly offensive jokes his parents are divorced goes with his dads on the weekends The house is very dirty but you don’t want to tell anyone because you’re scared he would hate you. If you made lose custody. When I was in the same grade every day at morning recess I will try to make friends with these kids playing tag every time they would say yes so count your 30 and start then they would run away to the other end of the playground and hide from me. They would do this because I thought I was a loser I never said anything because I was afraid to eventually I did and they made fun of me. Doesn’t have very many friends and even ask some of them if they are his friend And they say kind of. He lies about his parents being divorced and says his dad permanently left yes he doesn’t want to lie to them about his father. He also has autism. Which he was made fun of by his dad calling him a retard. And saying what are you special-needs whenever I messed up. He is 14
by My name is Michael March 6, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. 
An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.
by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017
Get the Michael Jordanmug. A fat croissant-looking piece of shit
by Certified Author May 6, 2025
Get the Michaelmug. Attractive and young, these species keep to themselves when they can. Make sure not to get into an argument with one of these, they are VERY good with their words.
It's a Michael!
by TheSuperManuwof May 10, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)
"Whos the goat bro."
"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023
Get the Michael Jordanmug.