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michael toombs

he is a god and everyone should worship him and his 2000 meter long dick.
michael toombs stole my bike, shoved it up the mail mans ass and then set fire to my dog.
by thegodking666 September 16, 2017
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Michael Jackson

the demon who killed tanjiro’s family

HEE HEE
benji: what’s your favorite music artist? I like Michael Jackson.
demon slayers: and i took that personally
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michael steele

a person that thinks despacito and loss is still funny
michael steele still thinks those outdated memes are funny
by stanaal July 18, 2018
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Michael

Michael the most extrodinary, exotic, handsome, most sexiest, unforgettable man you will ever meet. Michael is a dream come true. Michael is one of a kind someone you never thought you would meet never thought exist. A Michael will steal your heart away on the very first day. A Michael will always be there for you as long as your there for him and he will love you like no other you will fall so in love with a Michael if you ever lose him you will probably pull your own hair out because Michael was your every thing your whole life and with out him your lost.
Being with a Michael will make you feel free will make you feel unstobable. Hes stunning look he's extreme tallness and he's baby blue crystals eyes will drive you nuts in a good way. A Michael only comes around once in a life time if your lucky.
by anonymous September 7, 2022
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Michael Jackson

A person who is worse than a zebra; Can't figure out whether to be black or white.

A person who is born one color then decides to change their color to the opposite.
I'm not even sure why everyone liked him so much, he molested little boys and girls.
Michael Jackson can dance, and change colors like a chameleon.
by B_Dubs1319 May 15, 2023
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dancing Michael Robot

Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".
Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
by MissSaikou October 14, 2021
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Michael Barlow

Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God
Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga
by Nigga cheese bitch November 14, 2018
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