Portland Log Kiss 

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

Portland Log Kiss by Capo2001 August 10, 2024

CK (casual kiss) 

When making out with someone, they have little long-term meaning. It is also used when the term "hookup" is too much and "makeout" is too awkward - Used nonchalantly

It was just a CK (casual kiss); or

Person 1: Bro Last night I hung out with a girl
Person 2: No way, what happened?
Person 1: You know just a ck.

CK (casual kiss) by Wet Beef August 13, 2024

Dementor’s Kiss 

When one person suddenly farts while the other person is giving mouth to anus CPR

I could hardly breathe after that “Dementor’s Kiss”

Dementor’s Kiss by Crustyman November 27, 2024

Chef's kiss

When a rude or objectionable customer sends their plate of food back to the kitchen with an insult to the chef and/or kitchen staff whilst being rude to the waiter or waitress, and in response the chef Hawks up phlegm or even worse before it is returned to the customer. And I think that is the worst chefs kiss

The chef was angry and so insulted by the complaining customer that they returned the plate of food with a nasty chef's kiss to the unsuspecting customer

Chef's kiss by Richard Wagner December 9, 2024

BYE-BYE air kiss 

When that guy says bye to your girl extra sensually, thinking she won't notice, but when he's called out, he says that he actually gave her an air kiss.

Oh it wasnt an actual kiss; it was a bye-bye air kiss

BYE-BYE air kiss by Jacket21 December 29, 2024

Viper's kiss 

Similar to Poseidon's kiss except that you pissed in the water beforehand, so now the piss-infused water splashes up and touches your arse

"spent 20 minutes on the toilet yesterday and i got a Viper's kiss

Viper's kiss by Al sha3er January 8, 2025

A Hershey’s kiss 

When a male or female partner applies shit on their lips and then start sucking your dick

My wife Mary gave me a Hershey’s kiss last week

A Hershey’s kiss by Itchy nut suck January 23, 2025