cum on toast

an expression used to emphasize great dismay

oh man, i lost my wallet! CUM ON TOAST!!!

jon has a superiority complex!!! CUM ON TOAST!!!

cum on toast by falco PWNSJ00 February 15, 2006

cum insulation 

Cum insolation: The result of swallowing way too much gizz, caused by you thinking that it would keep you warmer during the winter:. Used as an insult to someones weight or sexuality........Alaskan bitches!
Cum in-so-lay-shun

"Babe, i can't tonight. I have some cum insulation in my ass i think... you wanna try anal instead?"

"That ugly whore has so much cum insulation that her belly buttonis lower than her beltline!! She will seriously suck your dick for $15 bucks!!......(Rachel)

cum insulation by Demonicshroom August 7, 2006

Cum spirt

the occurrence of a sudden discharge of male semen.

"oh my god, peter just had a cum spirt, because sandra came in!"

"such a loser"

Cum spirt by marc16516 October 10, 2008

Cum Guzzler

A girl that loves to give head

Oh, that chick is a virgin?! She is such a sweeeet cum guzzler though

Cum Guzzler by Orgasmotron May 11, 2010

cum-cap

The little bit of cum that is pushed out when pissing after serious ejaculation.

Bro I think I got a chick pregnant with my cum-cap

cum-cap by headstomper98 July 7, 2010

Cum Cans

Cum Cans are old beer cans that sit around the house and there sole purpose is to collect semen. This is done for various reasons.

Dude. You are so lucky you work at MidEvil Times so you can have cum goblets. Us broke son of bitches gotta make due with cum cans!

Cum Cans by queen of the unicorn,her grace August 17, 2010

Cum Guzzler

a person that likes the taste of salty sperm, someone who swallows this alot,

People like shane the shit stain are cum guzzlers

he or she enjoy the thick salty taste of semen/ sperm

enjoying both male and females

Cum Guzzler by Channxo July 17, 2011