bumming

to “jerk off” or formally known to beat the meat

i sat and bed and started bumming my night away

by John Cast April 9, 2020

bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it

Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard

by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021

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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

Brumby Bum

A softer form of Stallion butt toning of the buttocks. Not to be confused with monkey butt, a deformation caused by too much yoga butt exercise.

That girl has a wicked brumby bum.

by MRiT November 12, 2014

Bum Junction

The piece of skin / body that is between your genitals and the start of your bum crack

My bum junction is so itchy.

by 2Much4You June 9, 2024

bum ass kid

1. General dude who is greedy, untrustworthy, ungrateful, lazy and just a bum in general. Would rather buy a bag of chips and dew and play C.O.D. all day then to actually work.

2. Teenager between the age of 15-18. Generally only hangs with you to smoke your bud or your cigs and never gets you back.

Jamal: "Aye bruh can I get a 20 for food yo? I'll pay you back brooo I swear."

Labron: "Hell nah cuz, fuck out here with that shit, you bum ass kid."

by PhatDoinkSmoker420 December 6, 2018

Bum ring

When a person sucks the Poo out of some ones anus and proceeds the eat the little chunks of Poo extracted out of the bum

Person one - what did u do last night

Person two- I bum ringed her but I can’t get the Poo smell out of my breathe

by Chicken fillet bum cheese April 15, 2019