Anal Lichties

A fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs.

Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"

Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

Anal Loitering

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."

by Neoterist March 20, 2012

Anal Plumping

To have surgically-implanted butt plumpers.

Check out the booty on Winona! That girl's done some serious anal plumping!

by buttman65 July 14, 2011

anal rockateer

a big gay boy

hey love that paul o'grady but he is such a anal rockateer!

by maxi jazz October 18, 2011

backwoods anal

Very hairy anal sex

" I did some backwoods anal with a country chick

by doug0220 November 18, 2018

anal

My mom’s name backwards

Addyson’s mom’s name is anal backwards

by Addyson Dickson November 22, 2018

Anal

What morgan and aqua do to eachother late each night

"Oh my god kate, they did ANAL again"

by UrMumIsClapped November 23, 2018