Ryan Mega

A person who never shuts the fuck up and annoys his friend.

Ryan Mega: Buy me card
Ryan Mega: Please
Ryan Mega: BUY ME CARD
Ryan Mega's Friend: WHAT DO YOU WANT OMG

by BroskiRBX June 27, 2020

ryan augusta

The most badass motherfucker in the universe. Short but powerful, this Italian big dick fucker gets shit done

I wish I was a "Ryan Augusta"

by someepicbadass March 19, 2017

ryan boodhram

literally the fucking goat

ryan boodhram is so goated

by john-burns12346133 April 12, 2019

Ryan Johnson

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida

Ryan Johnson is a great friend to the ladies

by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024

Ryan Gellner

The Ryan Gellner is the act of showing up to a party uninvited and touching every woman there’s ass and making them feel uncomfortable most encounters end in them trying to sleep with you.

Omg that party last night was awful Ryan Gellner wouldn’t stop touching me.

by Bigisland February 1, 2024

Ryan

A huge faggot who likes Star Wars and marvel movies more than pussy

Can’t get anything but dick but yeah, that’s ryan

Ryan is a fucking incel

by Jingleballs69 April 22, 2022

Ryan David

The life of the party - Ryan David is a social butterfly whose character and charisma make him incredibly attractive and extraordinarily lovable. If you have the chance to meet Ryan David you’ll soon find yourself wondering, ‘do I want to be with him or simply be him?’ It must be warned though…

A guy with two first names is always bad news ;)

Can you please tell Ryan David to stop hitting on every twink in the bar, isn’t one enough!?

by Sparkle.pony July 28, 2022