House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.

''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''

by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023

Horrific Housing

Funny House randomizer game where the goal is to be the last one standing to win.

(Person 1): Yo wanna play a cool game called Horrific Housing? (Person 2): Sure lol :p

by SchoolLunchIsBad March 27, 2023

Hooker house

This is the place a guy named Mikey would live.

Mike acts like he comes from a hooker house all ratched.

by SportyObject5 September 2, 2021

Seneca House

bomb shelter and orphanage and restroom and thing to eat

i would love to snack on a seneca house

by sockpoo January 19, 2021

The House of Horrible Posts

DRIGGS' and Cobra's Sexy House of Delicious Titay Fooking Whores.

Let's all titay fook L-5!

by Richard Nixon October 9, 2004

The Bop House

An influencer house, like the Hype House or something. However instead of influencers, it's filled with OnlyFans models making TikTok videos in revealing or curve-emphasizing clothing to promote their OnlyFans pages and the house itself is an AirBnB. Rumor has it that 5 new kinds of STDs originated from there.

Luke: "Yo trust me, these bitches in The Bop House are so fucking hot!!"
Rico: "Dumbass they're trying to get as many teens addicted to porb as they can. Why do you think they're on that stretched-res-people app TikTok?"

by SonyBravia January 16, 2025

House

Be house. {To do the act of "Housing" To be House (To act like House)}

House: Youre a black man.
Foreman: This vexes me.

House: He needs mouse bites to live

Mouse: squeak squeak squeak
Patient: I feel better. No more nose blood. Thank you doctor!
House: I am very smart
Wilson: I too am in this episode! (participated)

by leftonsea September 16, 2024