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Reverse Travolta

When you get a massage from a male masseuse and instead of getting an HJ, you give an HJ.
I got a massage today and finished it with a reverse Travolta.
by RabidWasp December 20, 2025
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Reverse Sky Burial

Unlike a Tibetan sky burial in which a body is consumed by birds, reverse sky burial is consumption by aquatic megafauna such as shark or kraken.
Samuel L. Jackson's abrupt reverse sky burial in the film Deep Blue Sea took many by surprise.
by bobby_america December 28, 2025
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Reverse Puke Furnace

When you have to vomit, and you bull the back of someone's pants open, and vomit in them, but in return they fart and blast it back in your face.
Man, I was so sick I gave this random dude in sweat pants a puke furnace, and dude ripped the biggest fart, and sprayed it back in my face. Total reverse puke furnace
by Gearsnob January 1, 2026
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reverse centaur

A machine that uses a human being as its assistant.

A reverse centaur can occur when companies force workers to use technology in ways that make their lives worse. For example, a worker might be forced to use AI to generate absurd amounts of comment that he cannot reasonably review but is still held accountable for the result of the AI. The worker cannot keep up at the pace of the technology but is there to be blamed for failures.

This is in contrast to a human being that uses a machine as an assistant (a “centaur”). In this case workers get to decide when and how to use the technology to their benefit and satisfaction.
The software engineer hated being a reverse centaur.
by exegete_ January 5, 2026
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Reverse Columbo’d

When attempting to leave a location or conversation and someone keeps pulling you back with “ just one more thing”.

Similar to Detective Columbo leaving a suspect, and turning around to say his famous line, but the reverse of that.
Simon: I got reverse columbo’d by my boss today.

Billy: I hate when that happens, you wanna leave but it’s always just one more thing!
by CHRONIC BASILDON January 5, 2026
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Reverse Blackmail

When you force someone to do good, with no negative repurcussions
"I applied reverse blackmail strategies to force the utitity company to refund me for overcharging."
by JayLbird January 9, 2026
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Reverse Columbo

Columbo is an American crime drama television series starring Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo, a homicide detective with the Los Angeles Police Department. He presents as a disarmingly bumbling idiot and leaves a room only to return with the catchphrase "Just one more thing" to ask a critical question which would reveal he is indeed a highly intelligent investigator and had caught his quarry in a lie. The Reverse Columbo is when someone purports to be smart and then asks a question that reveals they are fucking dumb as a box of hammers.
So you say you are doing research into childhood cancer. I was tempted to go into a similar career in medical research . I loved science all through school. Have you always wanted to be a Scientologist?”

“Wow that was a Reverse Columbo!”
by Smudge wrangler January 12, 2026
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