Mumaw's Law

The ultimate reality that shit is gonna happen, and its gonna happen to us.
"What are the odds of that happening???"
"I'm a Mumaw, so pretty likely. Its Mumaw's law.....like Murphys Law....but with my family."
by NLMUMAW October 26, 2020
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Mike and Marcos law

The observation that when the number of individuals for a given party increases to 3 or higher, the increased likelihood that the desired outcome of the planned event will diminish.
Look like no one here at the party, where everyone? Mike and Marcos law!

Let's keep this movie event at 3 people to keep Mike and Marcos law from happening.
by MardoMarket August 02, 2021
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Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).
I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!
by Four-eyes-no-more-lol November 26, 2008
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The original giver of law

Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
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stunaggin's law

stunaggin is the name of a generic scientist you use when you forget the name of some scientific theorem
"what was the concept we learned in chem last class?"
"idk, I think it was called stunaggin's law or something."
by Chungus 101 May 09, 2021
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McGill's Law of Relatives

No matter whether the person knows it or not, they have a very attractive relative. This can be anything from a cousin, mother, uncle, and so forth.
Man, I just got back from the family reunion. McGill's Law of Relatives is going strong in my family!
by xelA kebreT August 26, 2010
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