When you haven't wiped your arse properly and it dries up into hard crispy bits and sticks to the hairs on the inside cheeks of your arse.
Also known as cling on, tag nut, dangle berry and winnit.
Also known as cling on, tag nut, dangle berry and winnit.
'I wiped my arse and felt the hairs on my inner arse cheeks snapping one by one. It was obvious that I'd netted some Bum Chuddy'
by Youngy April 7, 2014

by BUM DANNA DANNA December 2, 2019

a bum is part of our bodies but we call them ass. that's where our poo and wee comes out. and maybe if your going through puberty something else.
by solmh August 15, 2018

by LingDanc803 January 9, 2023

It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
by The worst definitions of 2021 February 3, 2021

by Crayolalover123 September 18, 2017
