The ancient art of worshipping summit1g these texts are written and stored on sacred grounds Shaq protects these with his life and is devoted in the religion of summit.
sax- "Summit lives in cali right?"
shaq- "he lives in Colorado you don't even know the summit law...."
shaq- "he lives in Colorado you don't even know the summit law...."
by Sax#9999 December 1, 2019
Get the Summit Lawmug. Petersen's Law (sometimes referred to as Peter's Law) describes a phenomen in ballgames and states that when a team scores a last-minute equalizer in a match, said team will nevertheless lose the match in the subsequent penalty shoot-out
Jens Petersen: "Erneut greift übrigens Petersen's Law. Das Team das spät den Ausgleich erzielt verliert wahrscheinlicher am Ende trotzdem als dass es gewinnt. Denke so ist es grammatikalisch perfekt formuliert."
by N0isynick January 27, 2024
Get the Petersen's Lawmug. A good girlfriend will send their boyfriends pretty pictures of themselves, even when not asked, as the boyfriend can never get enough of her beautiful face
by Youknowjtstrue July 21, 2024
Get the law 543mug. Malume: you take this leaf and you divide it , what do you get?
Keisha: nothing?
Malume: Try applying malume's law
Keisha: nothing?
Malume: Try applying malume's law
by NKOSI N March 2, 2024
Get the malume's lawmug. 
Get the stepgrandmother-in-lawmug. My aunt-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the aunt-in-lawmug. Blackburn's law is defined as the law stating that any question that starts with “Why” can and will be answered with “Because fuck you, that’s why”
"Why can't we have good things?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
"Why do we have Blackburn's law?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
"Why do we have Blackburn's law?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
by dremiliano February 18, 2019
Get the Blackburn's lawmug.