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glass bead game

An activity or field of study so arcane and detached from, and with no application to, the real world that it is rendered absurd. E.g., theology, analytic/linguistic philosophy.

A waste of one's time.

Refers to the recondite game studied and played in the Herman Hesse novel, The Glass Bead Game.
Synonymous idiom: Ivory Tower
The theologians contemplating how many angels can fit on the head of a needle is mere glass bead game.

The study of astrology is a glass bead game.

Postmodernist philosophy is a glass bead game.

Don't waste my time with your Eco-feminist glass bead game.
by Shawlatan September 1, 2014
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blitz survival games

'I was diagnosed with cancer, must be Blitz Survival Games'
by honeybooboooooboo August 20, 2017
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Knife game song

The song you sing when you play 5 finger filay. Created by amazing youtuber Rusty Cage.
The knife game song is the song you sing when you play the knife game. The lyrics are: Oh I have all my fingers the knife gose chop chop chop if I miss the spaces in between my fingers will come off and If I my fingers the blood will soon come out it’s all the same we play this game cause that’s what’s all about oh chop chop chop chop chop I’m picking up the speed and if I hit my fingers than my hand will start to bleed
by Poato Nuggets February 13, 2019
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The Most Dangerous Game

The act of carefully halting one’s own defecation cycle for anywhere from 12 to 72 hours so that one may experience prostate stimulation upon self completion.
Kilroy: “Yo I heard Chadlius has been playing the most dangerous game recently.”

Jarturo: ”There are no winners at the end of that one. God rest his hole.”
by The Dime Snatcher January 14, 2021
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Steeler's Home Game

Gangreen of the balls. When a man doesn't cum for so long that his balls go from blue to violet then lastly black, and every time they ejaculate infected yellow puss comes out instead of white semen.
Did you hear that Liam wasn't able to nut for three months? His blue balls got so bad that he ended up with a Steeler's Home Game.
by JTson February 12, 2021
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Granny Horror Game

And old ugly bitch who keeps you in her house because she's lonely and hits you with a bat if she see's you she put's 100 locks on the door and you literally have to go on an adventure to get the keys and tools to escape. No wonder why this ugly bitch is lonely she is crazy.
Tom: Hey Jay have you played the Granny Horror Game?
Jay: Yes I have but I think I'm going to kill myself now
by Lovelyteamusic100 February 17, 2021
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Shitting on my game

(v) When a friend or another male interferes with your interaction with an girl. Usually by bringing the attention to himself by boasting or other means. Frequently occurs when the other male is jealous of your progress; an extremely douchey form of cockblock
John: So I finished that book you were telling me about

Linda: Yeah, isn't it great?

*Jack Enters*

Jack: Oh that book! You know that I actually worked with the author on a short story!

*Linda diverts attention to Jack*

Linda: Oh? What is he like?

John: Stop shitting on my game, Jack
by Kugelblitz November 16, 2012
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