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OMG HES SUCH A C

by Thethumore May 19, 2023

Kelsey C

She usually is a rude cow who manipulates adults into believing she is innocent. Often she is a teachers pet but behind their backs she is sly and cruel. Kelsey’s tend to have a big mouth but a bigger forehead. They lie about being bullied for attention and sympathy and fake diagnose themselves with mental illnesses. She is usually quite stupid but thinks she is amazingly intelligent. You wouldn’t want one of them in your lives, as all she will do is try and turn everyone against you. She lies about events to make her seem like the victim when she is always the aggressor.

Gosh is that Kelsey C? We best turn the other way

by weewooheehoo October 15, 2019

C-Note Truffle Shuffle

When a fat white kid, crip walks past you with a female outside...

If I ever see Herman C-Note Truffle Shuffle with his younger sister, I'm gonna push his fat ass into parking lot traffic, film it, and show it to my dealer.

by ForbiddenRamen September 26, 2023

Albert Jackson C.

Just a straight chub chaser.

Its an Albert Jackson C.! He must be chasing the chubbsters.

by AlbertMichealGrantTyler March 14, 2019

dylan c

Dylan c is…controversial. He’s a really talented footballer (and I mean REALLY talented) and also pretty smart too. He’s so loyal and able to show emotion in ways most lads aren’t able to. He’s open, and gets hurt easily, he also has a lot of horrid stuff he’s had to put up with in life. However, being easily hurt can lead to him always having an issue and his dark past can lead to awkward situations.

Idk if u can tell but he’s my ex. Lol.
I broke up with him bc of a fake rumour that he asked his ex back out. He cried and said he still wanted to love me till the day I die (bless him).

I don’t have any regrets. Life moves on. But, when you’re gonna hurt a boy like dylan c, think abt if you really should or not. And also, address how you handle the situation so he’s let down easy.

Sometimes I miss him. But I’m not in a position to ask anything or say anything anymore.
If you find this boy, THIS SPECIFIC boy.

Hold onto him. He’s a gem

Hey do yk dylan c?
Yh he’s my ex, why?
Woah! Ur ex! Why did u let him go?
Bc I was young, naive, innocent, gullible, foolish-
Ok I get it. Do u miss him?

Sometimes. I Miss the way he smiled before he kissed me (that’s as my first kiss) and how his thumb would stroke my forehand when he held it in his own. But, life moves on if you find him, don’t let him go

by Tessla_xtlg_03 December 9, 2023

C 2

C 2 steals peoples' granola bars, usually creating fake "friendships" to take granola bars from people. Because of this, only become friends with a C 2 if you have a lot of GBs on hand.

C 2: Person 1 gave me so many granola bars this past week.
The Other C 2: Really, how many?
C 2: 17, plus a packet of fruit snacks.
The Other C 2: Whoa

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

Pre - C

This indicates time before the Corona virus - Pre- C. It was not the best time, but it was much better than the present.

Ashley:" I really wanted to go to spend the night sharing my experiences with my followers! I'm so upset!!!"
Homeless guy: "Shut up!! You're still livin' Pre - C, baby. Those days are over....!!!"

by von groovy March 20, 2020