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Unicorn poop

Unicorn poop
When you're stabbed in the head and your brain starts spewing blood💀‼
Alex was stabbed so bad, on the head last night!!! You should've seen the large amount of unicorn poop that spewed out of his head.
by Jestar July 12, 2019
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poop vapor

The shit that comes out of your ass when you take a shit or have a wet fart
Damn dude did you blow up the bathroom with you poop vapor ass?
by Minecraft miner April 18, 2019
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panic poop

A panic poop is when you are going about your daily life when all of a sudden you are like, " I have to poop right now!".

Also used to describe a product or item that was produced quickly to satisfy customers but ended up having lower value due to the speed in which it was produced.
I need to take a panic poop.
Uh oh, panic poop!
The Phantom Menace was a panic poop of a movie.
The last three seasons of Lost were kind of a panic poop.
by Joshywa David December 11, 2017
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Sangi-Poop

1. Someone self centered and feels that it is rude on other's part to insult her/him or ignore her/him.

2. Someone who calls everyone around him/her a coward yet is one himself/herself.
1. She was so pissed that we'd forgotten to name her. She reminds me of a Sangi-Poop.

2. She called us cowards, yet she didn't have the guts to do it herself. What a Sangi-Poop!
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poop tuba

when your eating out an ass, but it smells frightful and looks like it's been stretched out and wrinkled. A poop tuba is generally caused by forgetting to shower. Only fucking retards are known to have poop tubas because everybody showers before sex.
I ate out a girl butthole last night, but she had a real stinky poop tuba. Never gonna fuck her again.
by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020
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poop-tread

Aggressive shoe tread that offers no more traction than slick-bottomed soles but easily catches and carries poop until the tread comes in contact with any carpeted surface.
These are poop-tread boots!
by Michael Kelsey January 27, 2004
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Poop Noodle Parfait

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.
Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."
by Eyepoo Ucantu January 12, 2011
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