by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022

Michael is a ni??a
Michael plays games all day he is the type to stay in his room till 2 in the. Michael is the type of person to be quiet but when you really get to know him he’ll insult you everyday.
Michael plays games all day he is the type to stay in his room till 2 in the. Michael is the type of person to be quiet but when you really get to know him he’ll insult you everyday.
Hi Im Michael and I like butt
Michael likes to eat grass
Michael played a brass
Michael could go and cut out the mask
Michael did a good pass
Michael said “your an ass”
Michael likes to eat grass
Michael played a brass
Michael could go and cut out the mask
Michael did a good pass
Michael said “your an ass”
by Underdog441 March 21, 2024

The shittest human being to ever exist, procrastinates revising like sucking cock, hes shit at sport, plays xbox all day long and isnt even that good at it,fuck him.
by MiechMiech November 7, 2019

An amazingly strange and smart individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back, living, caring, just like an adorable teddy bear. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f*ck you up if you aren't.
by MattX26 November 22, 2021

Micheal is a term used to describe a man with a unusual large penis. Micheal's usally cheat and leave you with only unsatisfied sex desires, and depression. They also typically only think about themselves resulting in you getting hurt, in the short sence just stay away from Micheals.
"I am so in love with Michael!" Says kenzie, "woah their friend Michaels are only good for their big penises nothing else! Stay away from Micheals!" Says Lilly.
by Bigballswoman November 20, 2022

trust me, everyone says «sippin the michael»
i am unable to put down the container holding the after mentioned michael
bro, i think the doctor gave me michael or something, im geekin tf out rn
i am unable to put down the container holding the after mentioned michael
bro, i think the doctor gave me michael or something, im geekin tf out rn
by mommymilkmaster January 26, 2025

When a large ogre and a dark mustang follow you home, hog tie you to the bed and take turns rubbing your "magic wand".
by Thatnucca November 20, 2020
