Cake woman

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.

Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.

by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022

Kendra Cakes

A woman whose essence lights up my life. Her warmth and affection are unparalleled and she is known for the intensity as well as depth of her love.

Kendra Cakes looking cute tho.

by Your Gerbil December 28, 2020

Olive Cake

The best tasting cake with the worst name.

This olive cake is so good I'll bottom for it.

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

Cake

A thick butt

Bokuto has a cake

by Multifandom Gorl September 6, 2020

Pan-cakes

cake made in a pan, fluffy and yummy

Pan-cakes are fluffy and yummy and tastes amazing

by PhantomOfNyx March 25, 2022

Sunshine cake

The act where the one smears cake frosting on their own ass and jumps onto the others sleeping face.

I gave my boyfriend a sunshine cake morning.

by anonymous July 3, 2025

Caking

When a girl only FaceTimes in the dark at a high angle to hide the fact that they’re fat and or ugly

Friend: what are you doing

Girl: I’m caking this guy so he buys me a new iPhone

Friend: that’s a lot for your ugly ass to ask for

by Giraffes May 30, 2018